See you in the New Year...

Yay! It's everybody's favorite Elder God Chibi, Hello Cthulu! He's mocking your religious beliefs! Yay! But seriously, a very Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Joyous Kwanza, and a rage cleansing Festivus to you!

I leave for London tomorrow, bright and early- technically before bright- to meet my family! We'll be staying on a houseboat on the Thames- should be fun- and I'm really looking forward to all the city's Dickensian glory. If you're VERY good I'll send you each an adorable consumptive waif-child for your very own! (Comes with scarf and hat accesories in a variety of colors- sorry no choice available!)

So, I'll see you all in the New Year... Where I once again will be living in the future... before you... and therefore privy to all the secrets of mankind and BEYOND!

Just a quick postscript: I've noticed none of you have been commenting on my blog lately and that doesn't bode well for you. Not at all. You're dashing your hopes for a waif, not to mention sabotaging yourself with Santa. Oh finals, boo hoo! Oh, I have a family to support, waaaaah! Please people! Let's get our priorities back in order before something catastrophic happens. You disappoint me, really, you do... But I'm gonna be lenient, 'cuz it's Christmas. Let's just get it together before I have to send you... a fish or something... maybe a reindeer head... or a Chia Pet... In any event it won't be good! Peace and Love Brother Man! Praise Jebus!