Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Thursday, September 09, 2004
Sleeper Cell
Couple weeks ago, I burned myself with a hair dryer (despite the fact that I was NOT using it while sleeping). I ended up with this vaguely Stalinist mark, I swear to God it looks like the hammer and sickle. Which is when I realized, I must be part of an elite, highly trained group of young professionals looking to resurrect Mother Russia. This is my trigger! I was five when the USSR fell, so it's possible I'm part of a super soldier program gone horribly awry. We would never be detected because, speaking from my own experience, we have no special skills or clear objective. Perhaps the youth apathy of today is not because of constant overexposure by the media, but is instead the product of a convoluted Communist plot. It all makes so much sense now. No other logical explanation. :)